7 Things You Should Not Say To A Manchester United Fan Right Now (Photos)
On Sunday, my team Chelsea made history by hammering the great Manchester United 4-0. Correction, I meant the ‘not-so-great-anymore’ Manchester United.
That scoreline is still sinking into the hearts of the red devil faithfuls. They just can’t believe it. That’s why you should be careful when talking to one right now. Here are some things you should refrain from saying. For your own good.
1. Why do you still support that team? It sucks.
This is what you are probably gonna get in return,
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2. Are you okay?
Of course none of them is okay. It’s like going to a hospital ward and asking a person lying on a bed, “Are you sick?”
3. Pogba is overrated.
The player that Man United spent 89 million pounds to buy is doing nothing. That must hurt so bad. They now know he’s overrated but don’t say it to them.
4. Don’t worry, it’s just football.
No it’s not just football. It’s life.
5. No top four finish for you guys this season.
Probably true. But it’s like telling a kid from Makini School, “No sausage for you tomorrow.” Such a statement won’t go down well.
6. I saw this coming.
Playing Prophet Elijah in front of Manchester United fan won’t do you any good either.
7. You guys should suck Mourinho.
Don’t even suggest it. Simply because there is no one better to bring. Good coaches are in limited supply nowadays and if this Mourinho project doesn’t work, Man United are doomed for life. They are probably going to turn into a Sunderland.
Get well soon Manchester United fans.