Checkout These Hilarious Notes for Neighbours Who Make Noise When Making Love (Photos)
At one point or the other in our lives, we have had an embarrassing and frustrating moment when we had to listen to the moaning noises made by neighbours who were lost in ecstasy.
Perverts may enjoy listening to the banging noises made by women who could not contain the joy of the moment as their partners plundered them. But if you have kids in the house, you may have a whole lot of explanation to do especially if your children are inquisitive.
It may be a pretty awkward moment for you if you have to walk up to some adults and start giving them lectures about their S3@.x:’ual lives and why they need to keep it down. For crying out loud, some men get more turned on when women scream their names and respond to their vibes.
As difficult as this may be, you may have no choice than to reach out to your neighbours if the grunting and moaning get louder. Sending an anonymous note will prevent embarrassment while passing the message across to the people involved.
Find below some of the hilarious notes sent to people who refused to keep it down when making love:
1. A considerate affected neighbour
This is still polite enough. Message well passed and noted.
2. A warning
As a Nigerian, seeing this note means you have overdone it. Simply respect yourself and adjust.
3. Being sarcastic?
Having this may be sarcasm and at the same time it could be a perv jerking off your sounds. Either way, it is sickening to have someone listen to you while at it if you are not a P@.rn star.
4. An obviously pissed neighbour
You can work in between jokes while making your intentions known. The finishing line is definitely a punch.
5. When you give them time to do it
If the guttural S3@.x:’ noises you hear become deafening, you may have suggestions about the time they can do it. That means you will not be bothered at those times.
6. Angry neighbour
Now this is hot. If you reply by saying you are proud of your S3@.x:’ life, you may be getting more than you bargained for.
7. Scaring the animals…lol
This is embarrassing really, try to keep your hand off the walls.
8. A manager passing a joke obviously
This might have been a joke to the lodgers, it sure passed a message across.
Straight to the point, no time for epistle.
10. The threat and the plea
Concerned neighbours obviously pulled this off. The last thing you want to experience is having police officers arrest you for being noisy in the bedroom.
11. Gag her? lol
Some frustrated neighbours obviously left this on the door. You may tell your noisy neighbour to gag her. Do not kill her in the process though.
12. The apology
What do you think of these notes?